It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.

Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!

Mort was hurt by this. It was one thing not to want to marry someone, but quite another to be told they didn't want to marry you.

The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.

However, you do need rules. Driving on the left (or the right or, in parts of Europe, on the left and the right as the mood takes you) is a rule which works, since following it means you're more likely to reach your intended rather than your final destination.

Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it.

Oh, well...up until now it had been a good day, in a horrible kind of way.