I should have learned this, she thought. I wanted to learn fire, and pain, but I should have learned people.
Terry PratchettShe got on with her education. In her opinion, school kept on trying to interfere with it.
Terry PratchettStudies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.
Terry PratchettIt was then that Marvin got religion. Not the quiet, personal kind, that involves doing good deeds and living a better life; not even the kind that involves putting on a suit and ringing people's doorbells; but the kind that involves having your own TV network and getting people to send you money.
Terry Pratchett