He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway.
Terry PratchettLittle fussy Otto, in his red-lined black opera cloak with pockets for all his gear, his shiny black shoes, his carefully cut widow's peak and, not least, his ridiculous accent that grew thicker or thinner depending on who he was talking to, did not look like a threat. He looked funny, a joke, a music-hall vampire. It had never previously occurred to Vimes that, just possibly, the joke was on other people.
Terry PratchettCats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.
Terry Pratchett