The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.

His sister had been sent down to the village to ask Mistress Garlick the witch how you stopped spelling recommendation.

I reckon that Stonehege was build by the contemporary equivalent of Microsoft, whereas Avebury was definitely an Apple circle.

She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you.

This book was written using 100% recycled words.

Death strode away, stopped, and came back. He pointed a skeletal finger at The Duck Man. WHY, he said, ARE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH THAT DUCK? "What duck?" AH. SORRY.

Aliens don't get stuck in air ducts. It's practically a well-known fact.