As we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.

Them as can do has to do for them as can't. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices.

She walked quickly through the darkness with the frank stride of someone who was at least certain that the forest, on this damp and windy night, contained strange and terrible things and she was it.

My name is unpronounceable in your tongue, woman,” it said. “I’ll be the judge of that,” warned Granny, and added, “Don’t call me woman.” “Very well. My name is WxrtHltl-jwlpklz,” said the demon smugly.

Sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.

Building a temple didn't mean you believed in gods, it just meant you believed in architecture.

Lots of people would be as cowardly as me if they were brave enough.