As we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.

I reckon that Stonehege was build by the contemporary equivalent of Microsoft, whereas Avebury was definitely an Apple circle.

Every step is a first step if it's a step in the right direction.

It occurred to me that at one point it was like I had two diseases - one was Alzheimers, and the other was knowing I had Alzheimers.

You have to have really wide reading habits and pay attention to the news and just everything that's going on in the world: you need to. If you get this right, then the writing is a piece of cake.

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.

Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't hit them with a shovel!