Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.

We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.

You get all sorts of people in the library, and the librarian gets it all.

He sighed. It had come to this. He was a responsible authority, and people could use terms like "core values" at him with impunity.

Sometimes you had to take a look at yourself and then look away.

Priests were metal-reinforced overshoes. They saved your soles. This is an Assassin joke.

If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!