Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.

It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.

Up until now I'd always though RSI meant 'I hate my damn job'.

Maybe the best comics are written by people who really are at ease in the comic world.

When they're standing right in front of you, kings are a kind of speech impediment.

He talks pretty big for a gutter wizard," he muttered. "You don't understand at all," said the wizard wearily. "I'm so scared of you my spine has turned to jelly, it's just that I'm suffering from an overdose of terror right now. I mean, when I've got over that then I'll have time to be decently frightened of you.

It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works.