That's what I don't like about magic, it does everything by magic!

Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along.

There's no such thing as writer's block. That was invented by people in California who couldn't write.

People don't like to say Horror so they say Dark Fantasy because that's Horror wearing a collar and tie.

YOU MUST LEARN THE COMPASSION PROPER TO YOUR TRADE" "And what's that?" "A SHARP EDGE.

No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The point of clowns was that, after watching them, anything else that happened seemed enjoyable

He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway.