Aliens don't get stuck in air ducts. It's practically a well-known fact.

You've got a lot of time for abstract thought when you've got your hand stuck up a dead badger.

There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were... what was the word... deshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style.

It is a mistake trying to cheer up camels. You may as well drop meringues into a black hole.

Be careful what you wish for. You never know who will be listening.

When all else failed, she tried being reasonable.

Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine - once. Like the Borg, they learn.