The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.

Cutangle: While I'm still confused and uncertain, it's on a much higher plane, d'you see, and at least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe. Treatle: I hadn't looked at it like that, but you're absolutely right. He's really pushed back the boundaries of ignorance. They both savoured the strange warm glow of being much more ignorant than ordinary people, who were only ignorant of ordinary things.

When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend.

It is said that the Devil has all the best tunes. This is broadly true. But Heaven has the best choreographers

But in his experience it was only a matter of time before the normal balance of the universe restored itself and started doing the usual terrible things to him.

People were people, even if they had four legs and had called themselves names like Dangerous Beans, which is the kind of name you gave yourself if you learned to read before you understood what all the words actually meant.

If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone’s wallets.