The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.

Be careful what you wish for. You never know who will be listening.

The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.

And these are your reasons, my lord?" "Do you think I have others?" said Lord Vetinari. "My motives, as ever, are entirely transparent." Hughnon reflected that 'entirely transparent' meant either that you could see right through them or that you couldn't see them at all.

An Assassin, a real Assassin had to look like one-black clothes, hood, boots, and all. If they could wear any clothes, any disguise, then what could anyone do but spend all day in a small room with a loaded crossbow pointed at the door?

People aren't just people, they are people surrounded by circumstances.

Real children do not go hoppity skip unless they are on drugs.