Your whole life passes in front of your eyes before you die. This is called living.

"God does not play games with His loyal servants," said the Metatron, but in a worried tone of voice. "Whooo-eee," said Crowley. "Where have you been?"

You did something because it had always been done, and the explanation was, ‘But we’ve always done it this way.’ A million dead people can’t have been wrong, can they?

OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR?

I'm not cruel, sir, I won't shoot you in the guts, but I will make you realize how much you took your toes for granted.

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

When people say "clearly" something that means there's a huge crack in their argument and they know things aren't clear at all.