Last night there seemed to be a chance. Anything was possible last night. That was the trouble with last nights. They were always followed by this mornings.
The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its dumbest member divided by the number of mobsters.
One day all of us will die but - and this is the important thing - we are not dead yet.
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
You can't inspire people with facts. They need a cause. They need a symbol.
As we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.