There’s no point in believing in things that exist.

Mr. Tulip lived his life on that thin line most people occupy just before they haul off and hit someone repeatedly with a wrench.

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question.

Evolution was far more thrilling to me than the biblical account. Who would not rather be a rising ape than a falling angel? To my juvenile eyes, Darwin was proved true every day. It doesn't take much to make us flip back into monkeys again.

Open your eyes and then open your eyes again.

History, contrary to popular theories, is kings and dates and battles.

The kind of accidents you prefer to call...accidents.