Mr. Tulip lived his life on that thin line most people occupy just before they haul off and hit someone repeatedly with a wrench.

Just to keep bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.

It was then that Marvin got religion. Not the quiet, personal kind, that involves doing good deeds and living a better life; not even the kind that involves putting on a suit and ringing people's doorbells; but the kind that involves having your own TV network and getting people to send you money.

I'd like to walk on the moon (and return).

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'.

How do you get all those coins?" asked Mort. IN PAIRS.