I think it's IMPOSSIBLE for anyone famous to come from here, because everyone around here is insane.
Terry PratchettThe enemy isnโt men, or women, itโs bloody stupid people and no-one has the right to be stupid.
Terry PratchettHe had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway.
Terry PratchettHistorical Re-creation, he thought glumly, as they picked their way across, under, over or through the boulders and insect-buzzing heaps of splintered timber, with streamlets running everywhere. Only we do it with people dressing up and running around with blunt weapons, and people selling hot dogs, and the girls all miserable because they can only dress up as wenches, wenching being the only job available to women in the olden days.
Terry Pratchett