Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of the garden was to have one yourself. A moment's rational thought here will spot the slight flaw in this reasoning.

Logic is a wonderful thing but doesn't always beat actual thought.

Remember - that which does not kill us can only make us stronger. And that which does kill us leaves us dead!

The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Cheery was aware that Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'The innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'The innocent have nothing to fear'.