Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat.

Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber.

No more words. We know them all, all the words that should not be said. But you have made my world more perfect.

... when your name is really and truly Percy Blakeney, pronounced 'Black-knee', and you still have bad acne in your twenties, you accept Pimple as a nickname and are grateful that it wasn't anything worse.

Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't hit them with a shovel!

Sometimes you had to take a look at yourself and then look away.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.