Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat.

All property is theft, except mine.

Any wizard bright enough to survive for five minutes was also bright enough to realize that if there was any power in demonology, then it lay with the demons. Using it for your own purposes would be like trying to beat mice to death with a rattlesnake.

You do know you could find yourself charged with being a dominant species while under the influence of impulse-driven consumerism, don't you?

Once you have your character sitting right there in your head, all you really need to do is wind them up, put them down, and simply write down what they do, say, or think.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time.