"Out of Print" is bookseller speak for "We can't be hedgehogged".

Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them.

Now he knew: They were real. Who’d make up a thing like this? Okay, one of them was a cheese that rolled around of its own accord, but nobody was perfect.

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

Magrat had used a lot of powder to make her face pale and interesting. It combined with the lavishly applied mascara to give the guard the impression that he was looking at two flies that had crashed into a sugar bowl.

Them as can do has to do for them as can't. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices.

Learnin’ how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do them.