Open your eyes and then open your eyes again.

My name is unpronounceable in your tongue, woman,” it said. “I’ll be the judge of that,” warned Granny, and added, “Don’t call me woman.” “Very well. My name is WxrtHltl-jwlpklz,” said the demon smugly.

Last night there seemed to be a chance. Anything was possible last night. That was the trouble with last nights. They were always followed by this mornings.

'Don't think of it as dying,' said Death. 'Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.'

Aliens don't get stuck in air ducts. It's practically a well-known fact.

Oh, come on. Revelation was a mushroom dream that belonged in the Apocrypha. The New Testament is basically about what happened when God got religion.

The first draft is just you telling yourself the story.