Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.

It's a god-eat-god world.

There are plenty of people who believe that Elvis is alive, or that aliens occasionally land here to do highly personal things to people, or that the whole idea of evolution is a conspiracy of godless scientists. Almost all of these people can vote and some of them have got guns.

Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.

No one thinks that young adults read hooks for YOUNG ADULTS, books for young adults are read by kids.

She was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person.

And so the children of the revolution were faced with the age-old problem: it wasn't that you had the wrong kind of government, which was obvious, but that you had the wrong kind of people. As soon as you saw people as things to be measured, they didn't measure up.