Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.

Sometimes words need music too. Sometimes the descriptions are not enough. Books should be written with soundtracks, like films.

Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.

Theres no stink more sorrorful than the stink of wet, burnt paper. It means: the end.

The Kraken stirs. And ten billion sushi dinners cry out for vengeance.

Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!

Rincewind tried to force the memory out of his mind, but it was rather enjoying itself there, terrorizing the other occupants and kicking over the furniture.