I'd like to stand up for the rights of people who put everything on their burger - chutney, mustard, pickle, mustard pickle, tomato sauce... It is common knowledge in my family that I can't tell the difference between a veggie burger and a meat one, because the ratio of burger to pickles is so high.
Terry PratchettI reckon responsible behavior is something to get when you grow older. Like varicose veins.
Terry PratchettDon't you understand?" snarled Rincewind. "We are going over the Edge, godsdammit!" "Can't we do anything about it?" "No!" "Then I can't see the sense in panicking," said Twoflower calmly.
Terry PratchettThis is Morbidia," said Vlad. "Although she's been calling herself Tracy lately, to be cool.
Terry PratchettDeath: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.
Terry Pratchett