Grinning like a necrophiliac in a morgue.

He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.

On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists.

I would rather stare at the wall for half an hour than watch an episode of any of the 53,801 Australian soap operas now cluttering up UK TV.

Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.

People don't alter history any more than birds alter the sky, they just make brief patterns in it.

Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.