Grinning like a necrophiliac in a morgue.

It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart. That's how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.

We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.

This wasn't food - it was what food became if it had been good and gone to food heaven.

The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?

Personal’s not the same as important. People just think it is.

Mort was hurt by this. It was one thing not to want to marry someone, but quite another to be told they didn't want to marry you.