Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.

When I am old I shall wear midnight.

There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.

escapism isn't good or bad in itself. what is important is what you are escaping from and where you are escaping to.

Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all understanding and was seldom seen.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.