Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?

It was sad, like those businessmen who came to work in serious clothes but wore colorful ties in a mad, desperate attempt to show there was a free spirit in there somewhere.

I read the 'Old Testament' all the way through when I was about 13 and was horrified. A few months afterwards I read 'The Origin Of Species', hallucinating very mildly because I was in bed with flu at the time. Despite that, or because of that, it all made perfect sense.

Why not? If enough people believe, you can be god of anything.

Tragic heroes always moan when the gods take an interest in them, but it's the people the gods ignore who get the really tough deals

Million-to-one chances...crop up nine times out of ten.