[...] the awesome splendor of the universe is much easier to deal with if you think of it as a series of small chunks.

What your soldier wants - really, really wants - is no-one shooting back at him.

Winners never talk about glorious victories. Thats because they're the ones who see what the battle field looks like afterwards. Its only the losers who have glorious victories.

Don't stick your nose where someone can pull it off and eat it.

Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was. Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid.

All property is theft, except mine.

And we don't often get any wading birds in the River Ankh, mainly because the pollution would eat their legs away and anyway, it's easier for them to walk on the surface.