Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
Terry PratchettNigel gave the lamp a cautious buff and small smoking red letters appeared in the air. "Hi," Nigel read aloud, "Do not put down the lamp because your custom is important to us. Please leave a wish after the tone and, very shortly, it will be our command. In the meantime, have a nice eternity."
Terry PratchettThe truth is a fog, in which one man sees the heavenly host and the other one sees a flying elephant.
Terry PratchettYouโd better tell me what you know, toad,โ said Tiffany. โMiss Tick isnโt here. I am.โ โAnother world is colliding with this one,โ said the toad. โThere. Happy now? Thatโs what Miss Tick thinks. But itโs happening faster than she expected. All the monsters are coming back.โ โWhy?โ โThereโs no one to stop them.โ There was silence for a moment. โThereโs me,โ said Tiffany.
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