Stand before your god, bow before your king, kneel before your man.

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

It was written in some holy book, apparently, so that made it okay, and probably compulsory.

Carpe Jugulum," read Agnes aloud. "That's... well, Carpe Diem is 'Sieze the Day,' so this means-" "Go for the throat

If women were as good as men they'd be a lot better!

Demons were like genies or philosophy professors - if you didn't word things exactly right, they delighted in giving you absolutely accurate and completely misleading answers.

Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home.