Look, that's why there's rules, understand? So that you think before you break 'em.

...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.

He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.

I'm up to my neck in the real world, every day. Just you try doing your VAT return with a head full of goblins.

If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.

Jesus won't cut you off before you're through With him you won't never get a crossed line, And when your bill comes it'll all be properly itemised He's the telephone repairman on the switchboard of my life. The phone line to the saviour's always free of interference He's in at any hour, day or night And when you call J-E-S-U-S you always call toll-free He's the telephone repairman on the switchboard of my life.

After all, when you seek advice from someone it's certainly not because you want them to give it. You just want them to be there while you talk to yourself.