Jesus won't cut you off before you're through With him you won't never get a crossed line, And when your bill comes it'll all be properly itemised He's the telephone repairman on the switchboard of my life. The phone line to the saviour's always free of interference He's in at any hour, day or night And when you call J-E-S-U-S you always call toll-free He's the telephone repairman on the switchboard of my life.

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

The hippo of recollection stirred in the muddy waters of the mind.

Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.

Moist was sure doctors keep skeletons around to cow patients. Nyer, nyer, we know what you look underneath.

Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine - once. Like the Borg, they learn.

Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.