Somewhere around the place I've got an unfinished short story about Schrodinger's Dog; it was mostly moaning about all the attention the cat was getting.

When I was a kid, I read the science-fiction shelves, and I read the fantasy shelves.

Chain-mail isn't much defence against an arrow. It certainly isn't when the arrow is being aimed between your eyes.

Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.

If failure had no penalty success would not be a prize.

Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.

Given enough coffee I could rule the world