He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people.
Terry PratchettI see evil when I look in my shaving mirror. It is, philosophically, present everywhere in the universe in order, apparently, to highlight the existence of good. I think there is more to this theory, but I tend to burst out laughing at this point.
Terry PratchettAnd all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.
Terry PratchettHe'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.
Terry Pratchett