You know I've never agreed with baths. Sittin' around in your own dirt like that.

If my father could have sat up in bed and said goodbye, I'd have pressed the button. I wouldn't have been able to see for crying, but I would have considered that a duty.

There is always time for another last minute

I was merely endeavoring to indicate that if we do not grab events by the collar they will have us by the throat. -Lord Vetinari

If Not You, Who Else?

Asking someone to repeat a phrase you'd not only heard very clearly but were also exceedingly angry about was around Defcon II in the lexicon of squabble.

It's not morbid to talk about death. Most people don't worry about death, they worry about a bad death.