You know I've never agreed with baths. Sittin' around in your own dirt like that.

I think," he said, "I think, if you want thousands, you have to fight for one.

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man I put away childish things because. wow, then I could afford much *better* childish things!

I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

[Science fiction is] out in the mainstream now. You can tell by the way mainstream literary authors pillage SF while denying they're writing it!

Ninety percent of true love is acute, ear-burning embarrassment.