This looks like a job for inadvisably applied magic if ever I saw one.
They'd smash up the world if they thought it would make a pretty noise.
In Genua, someone set out to make dreams come true. Remember some of your dreams?
Things have no power that humans don't put there.
Never trust any complicated cocktail that remains perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds.
Given enough coffee I could rule the world