The worst thing you can do is nothing.

The sun is simple. A sword is simple. A storm is simple. Behind everything simple is a huge tail of complicated.

Tiffany has been apprenticing as a witch by visiting people in need with her mentor. After meeting with one particularly sad case, she tells her mentor, "It shouldn't be like this." Her mentor replies, "There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.

All was black, gloomy and awful. There was no light at the end of the tunnel - or if there was, it was an oncoming train.

Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home.

Many feel they are called to the priesthood, but what they really hear is an inner voice saying, 'It's indoor work with no heavy lifting, do you want to be a ploughman like your father?'

Mort was already aware that love made you feel hot and cold and cruel and weak, but he hadn't realized that it could make you stupid.