And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.

He moved on, in the centre of a widening circle. He wasn't an enemy, he was a nemesis.

Most people who have found that they are more intelligent than most around them, have yet to learn that one of the most intelligent things they can do is prevent said people ever finding this out.

Most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally evil, but by people being fundamentally people.

Little crimes breed big crimes. You smile at little crimes and then big crimes blow your head off.

I would rather stare at the wall for half an hour than watch an episode of any of the 53,801 Australian soap operas now cluttering up UK TV.

Sham Harga had run a successful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits.