Evil in general does not sleep, and therefore doesn't see why anyone else should.

Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!

What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.

Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.

Someone got killed up here.... It was outside. A tall man. He had one leg longer’n the other. And a beard. He was probably a hunter." "How’d you know all that?" "I just trod on ‘im.

I would like permission to fetch a note from my mother, sir' Ridcully sighed. 'Rincewind, you once informed me, to my everlasting puzzlement, that you never knew your mother because she ran away before you were born. Distinctly remember writing it down in my diary. Would you like another try?' 'Permission to go and find my mother?'

It is true that words have power, and one of the things they are able to do is get out of someone’s mouth before the speaker has the chance to stop them.