I’m a witch. It’s what we do. When it’s nobody else’s business, it’s my business.

Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.

I've often felt depressed; everyone feels depressed.

Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.

Gods prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight To Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.

The only thing more dangerous then a vampire crazed with blood lust was a vampire crazed with anything else. All the meticulous single-mindedness that went into finding young women who slept with their bedroom window open got channeled into some other interest, with merciless and painstaking efficiency.

Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.