There was a man and he had eight sons. Apart from that, he was nothing more than a comma on the page of History. It's sad, but that's all you can say about some people.

Modesty is only arrogance by stealth.

Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.

Granny sighed. "You have learned something," she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. "They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

This book had two authors, and they were both the same person.

You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !

A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.