Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

Commander, I always used to consider that you had a definite anti-authoritarian streak in you.” “Sir?” “It seems that you have managed to retain this even though you are authority.” “Sir?” “That’s practically zen.

Fascism may be good at making the trains run on time, but you wouldn't like some of the destinations.

Given enough coffee I could rule the world

YOU FEAR TO DIE? "It's not that I don't want... I mean, I've always...it's just that life is a habit that's hard to break.

My name is immaterial,' she said. That's a pretty name,' said Rincewind.

I had a deprived childhood, you see. I had lots of other kids to play with and my parents bought me outdoor toys and refused to ill-treat me, so it never occurred to me to seek solitary consolation with a good book.