Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.

I was a very keen reader of science fiction.

Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.

Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?

If my father could have sat up in bed and said goodbye, I'd have pressed the button. I wouldn't have been able to see for crying, but I would have considered that a duty.

In an instant he became aware that the tourist was about to try his own peculiar brand of linguistics, which meant that he would speak loudly and slowly in his own language.