You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

Last hopeless chances have got to work. Nothing makes sense otherwise. You might as well not be alive.

TV people in the UK... I'm getting on a lot better with them.

Sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.

The conflict is not between Christianity and Islam or between East and West - instead, it is between stupid people and other stupid people.

Moist was sure doctors keep skeletons around to cow patients. Nyer, nyer, we know what you look underneath.

(About sweeping).... What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of scenery and a chance to make new friends.