You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret. [Fred. Free.]

Young man, the games we play are lessons we learn. The assumptions we make, things we ignore, and things we change make us what we become.

I’m not superstitious. I’m a witch. Witches aren’t superstitious. We are what people are superstitious of.

As we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.

Just to keep bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.

It was so loud and so deep, it wasn't really sound at all, just something that turned the air hard and then hit you with it.