There's one thing you can say for air pollution, you get utterly amazing sunrises.

Funny, reely," he said. "You spend your whole life goin' to school and learnin' stuff, and they never tell you about stuff like the Bermuda Triangle and UFOs and all these Old Masters running around the inside of the Earth. Why do we have to learn boring stuff when there's all this brilliant stuff we could be learnin', that's what I want to know.

When they're standing right in front of you, kings are a kind of speech impediment.

I used to think that I was stupid, and then I met philosophers.

Sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.

So much universe, and so little time.

...the little man's total obliviousness to all forms of danger somehow made danger so discouraged that it gave up and went away.