Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.

This is a lovely party," said the Bursar to a chair, "I wish I was here.

And he dreamed the dream of all those who publish books, which was to have so much gold in your pockets that you would have to employ two people just to hold your trousers up.

You'll see! We're going to the palace. Fetch Angua. We might need her. And bring the search warrant. You mean the sledgehammer, sir? Yes.

When millions of tons of angry elephant come spinning through the sky, and there was no one there to hear it, does it - philosopically speaking - make a noise

The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.