Remember that Cosby show where he harrassed the children? Well I put on a little suit and because I am so small they invited me on but nobody was laughing at my jokes. I guess I'm just, too, particularly smart for them.

The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.

I'll drown my beliefs. To have you be in peace.

When you're a parent, then you still have to commit to this concept of, "Okay, I'm basically out of action now for three months."

Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.

If there are political programs on TV, yet it takes an artist to actually energize political debate, that tells you something really quite frightening about the level of the political debate happening on mainstream channels - right-wing-biased mothers.

I think we're entering a very dangerous time. The West has set itself up, decided it's in charge, not for good intentions, not for the benefit of mankind.