Remember that Cosby show where he harrassed the children? Well I put on a little suit and because I am so small they invited me on but nobody was laughing at my jokes. I guess I'm just, too, particularly smart for them.

I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant.

Coming from Britain, I was terrified of meeting all these other artists, because artists over there tend to fight with each other a lot, the premise being that there's not enough room for everybody.

Getting everything you want has nothing to do with anything.

I'd go onstage doing this thing, trying to fill this arena that I can't fill because I don't understand what this is. It's like you're given a job that's beyond you. And it's taken me years to realize what works in those big situations.

The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.

If you Americans aren't from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl