If Bono can release an album out of nowhere then so can I!
If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.
I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.
Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke.
The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music.
It's impossible being me, I radiate a glow that makes others turn and grimace in horror as if staring into the sun.