If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.

I tied a bunch of balloons to a beach chair and tried to float up to heaven. *begins to weep* There's no heaven, and birds tried to kill me! *shrivels up*

The whole point of creating music for me is to give voice to things that aren't normally given voice to.

Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.

One little leak becomes a lake, Says the tiny voice in my earpiece

People in bands don't have the kind of conversations people might think they have. The best things about being in a band are the things that are unsaid.

The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke.