I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.
I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.
I will never run out of quotes. I am, after all, the Thom Yorke.
There was a clown that tried to eat me as a boy, in my nightmares. Years later I found a clown for booking online who resembled him named Patches. Needless to say, Patches is dead now.
Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon.
Americans are ugly unwashed clods that live off of government cheese. If I could, I'd take every living American, grind them up into a fine paste and use that paste to feed the dolphins, because they are neglected by the evil Americans.