2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the mathematicians is stupid

I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person and Thom Yorke? One is talented and the other is dead. **** you grandma

Build gaps in your life. Pauses. Proper pauses.

I agree with whoever said Spice Girls are soft port. They're the antichrist.

If I weren't in Radiohead I'd be working at a grocery store, I'd be that creepy guy who lives in an efficiency apartment and collects salted, cured meats.

People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit.

I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.