I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.

Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion

If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.

i'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT.

Well, I've been reading a lot about the fifty years since the Second World War, about Western foreign policy and all that. I try not to let it get to me, but sometimes I just think that there's no hope.

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.

I'm not a martyr, just a musician who dies for your sins. Oh, that's what a martyr is? Very well then, I am a martyr, if you insist.