I am the greatest thing to happen to black music.

They love me like I was a brother They protect me, listen to me They dug me my very own garden Gave me sunshine, made me happy Nice dream, nice dream Nice dream

I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er

The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.

Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).

Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.

When I was four I read the story of horton hears a who and I cried. I wanted to eat that elephant.