I am the greatest thing to happen to black music.

Whenever I meet a beauty, I escape or hide in the corner.

My father slapped my thighs with a variety of meats until I began to cry and sulked in the corner. I later became a musician

I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that dance, at every show for the rest of my life, or admit that a taser can damage the Thom Yorke

I will never run out of quotes. I am, after all, the Thom Yorke.

Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon.

Technology is killing us. We think it's helping us but it's killing us. Don't ask me why because I don't have the time or the attention span to complete that thought. Now let's all hold hands and draw spider monkeys.