Sex is more than an act of pleasure, it’s the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them.

I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.

I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my god.

There's an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this wacky, weird-ass dance-music stuff that I just can't go into a shop and buy on vinyl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing

It's impossible being me, I radiate a glow that makes others turn and grimace in horror as if staring into the sun.

I'm the Legendary Radio Head