If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork

I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed together, or maybe a fork and a fork on top. Life is full of mysteries yeah man

I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?

We weren't listening to guitar bands, we were thoroughly ashamed of being a guitar band. So we bought loads of keyboards and learned how to use them, and when we got bored we went back to guitars.

The problem is, I cannot meditate. That's the one thing I can't do. That's the thing that's driving me nuts. I have a house by the sea, and I can sit and listen to the sound of the sea and eventually... but I can't really do it.

If the media spotlight affects my work or represses what I want to say in the future, then it is bad.

The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks