It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god
Space Jam is my favorite movie. Don't ask me why, it just is.
If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork
There's the beautiful people and then there's the rest of us.
To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*
I tied a bunch of balloons to a beach chair and tried to float up to heaven. *begins to weep* There's no heaven, and birds tried to kill me! *shrivels up*