I am all the days that you choose to ignore.

I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant wearing baby clothes.

I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.

I don't think I have a superiority complex. I have a "you're not Thom Yorke" complex.

I suppose one thing that's always fascinated me is that thing where you're a band and you want to start recording and you get a label and a producer, and then there's that pressure to go out there and really toil.

It's not racist if I like the race. But I don't like Asian people.

If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive