I am all the days that you choose to ignore.

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.

We weren't listening to guitar bands, we were thoroughly ashamed of being a guitar band. So we bought loads of keyboards and learned how to use them, and when we got bored we went back to guitars.

In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe. In a deep deep sleep of the innocent, I am born again. In a fast German car, I'm amazed that I survived, An airbag saved my life...

One little leak becomes a lake, Says the tiny voice in my earpiece

The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs