I'm the Legendary Radio Head
If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever.
I once tried playing baseball but I started crying.
I once wrote a song so beautiful that I myself couldn't sing it. It's called Plastic Government Cheese Swan, and it's about how the world is plastic and full of government cheese swans.
It's not racist if I like the race. But I don't like Asian people.
My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.