Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.

I don't really think of most non-English as people, more or less indigenous squirrels that I fancy to kick around with my snakeskin French Persian Boots

If you want to be entertained, go and see Hanson.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.

I'm actually an athiest. That's kind of deep you must admit.