I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.

How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened?

The only thing worse than Radiohead fans is everything else except me

It's God's will that millions of people are gonna die this year because of some outmoded economic policies? No, it's not!

My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence.

If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant.

My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13 years of my life. My birth name is Thom Potatoes.