I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.

If you don't trust everybody on stage with you, then you're in trouble.

I'm terrified of lasagna. I think it was to eat ME!

The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.

Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.'

It annoys me how pretty my voice is...that sounds incredibly immodest, but it annoys me how polite it can sound when perhaps what I'm singing is deeply acidic.

Space Jam is my favorite movie. Don't ask me why, it just is.