If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face

My heart is a weatherballoon caught in an updraft of a chinese tax percentage, the tax percentages are unequivocaaaaaaaaaal, Unequivocaaaaaaaaal. This is the sort of lyrics you could never think of, loser. Here's a razorblade go cut yourself

Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke.

The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.

I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it.

And the moral of the story is I'm Thom Yorke.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps