I agree with whoever said Spice Girls are soft port. They're the antichrist.
There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.
Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels
I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that dance, at every show for the rest of my life, or admit that a taser can damage the Thom Yorke
I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.
Immerse your soul in love.